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Downstem and Run 

The act of going somewhere for something, then once you get it you just leave.
Jakob: I just need to grab my downstem.

Richie: Alright, are you gonna hang for a bit?

Jakob: Nah man!

Richie: So your just gonna downstem and run?!
Downstem and Run by Mrstealyovape September 17, 2018
Related Words
A person with Down's Syndrome.
Rita was a smokin' hottie but little did Michael know she was a total downser.
downser by QR134 January 19, 2009

downskeeze 

Cool way of saying you'd be up for doing something
Commonly used at CRGS 07, its a great way to express enthusiasm for an event of some sort.
Will "Who wants to hook up an xbox outside?"
Scott "I'd be downskeeze fo dat"
downskeeze by frusch August 22, 2007

Downsteighbours 

The downsteighbours are having a party.
1. To perform a particular action, phrase or movement that is considered 'retarded' 'silly' or 'dumb'.

2. To be un-coordinated at a particular task.

3. To act 'hostile' or 'psychopathic' or 'perverted' in a completely unrelated subject.

4. To have sexual relations (or similar) with an animal. Often poultry.

5. To make a particular phrase that consists of 5 or more swearwords, often combined with the above examples.
1. "Man why did you kick that kitten? What a downsey"

2. "Man when it comes to hackey sack your a downsey"

3. "Don't let him near the children, he's a bit downsey"

4. "Man I had an awesome fuck with a chicken last night, It was quite the downsey"

5. "Hey mate how are you?"
"Hey you fucking dipshit faggot cunt, im fucking good"
"Why are you going all downsey on me?"
Downsey by Ryan The Opressor September 7, 2007

Diffused Downstem 

The female part of a bong's downstem that you put the actual bowlpiece into that specifically has around 10-15 small holes blown near the end of the tube that goes into the water.

Contrary to what the dipshit who posted the first definition thought, these holes are not drilled or cut with a laser. I don't know where he got his information, but i have made many diffused downstems in my day, and i certainly do not own a laser or a glass drill bit. I own a torch, and the holes ARE BLOWN LIKE ALL OTHER FORMS OF GLASSWARE INTENDED FOR SMOKING PURPOSES!!!! What a shocker, huh? That glass blowing would involve blowing. The science behind it is that you crank up the oxygen in a oxygen/propane torch so that the flame becomes concentrated, and ultra-hot. Then you heat up a small area that you want one of the holes to cover, and then blow into the tube until the area bubbles up, then pops like gum. You repeat this until there are a sufficient number of holes for there to be little to no drag when hitting the bong that the downstem is intended for. Used properly, this form of downstem enables the smoker to take bigger hits as the smoke is cooled and filtered more efficiently.

The only time a laser is used is for slitted diffusion openings, not holes. This is only found in very upscale bongs like ROORs.
Joe: Hey man, i got 80 bucks, can you make me a kickass bong?

Tom: Yeah for sure, any specific requirements?

Joe: Yeah make that shit with a diffused downstem, i like to take fatty rips of the cheeba.
Diffused Downstem by Smot_Poker August 10, 2009