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DoucheTron 5000 

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.
DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.
DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018
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douchearoo 

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.
Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo
douchearoo by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008

douchetool 

The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.

Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:

They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!

Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby

Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
Pronunciation: Douche-uh-roo.
Definion: Anyone who acts like a total douche or asshole.
take girls virginity and leaves them.
Yo that guy zach is a doucheroo!
Doucheroo by platypussyrex November 15, 2009

Douchetroupe 

A group of douches, three or more, that move, behave, drink and act as one big douche. Usually found in clubs, bars and sporting events.
Bar patron 1: "We need to move bars dude. those guys over there are all wearing Tapout tees, white hats and have chinstrap beards."

Bar patron 2: "Yep that's a Douchetroupe in it's natural environment. We don't have a chance if they start ordering shots, yelling at the TV and shouting at women in the bar."

Bar patron 1 and 2 leave
Douchetroupe by LeprechaunOD March 16, 2011

DoucheTooth 

DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.
Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
DoucheTooth by Tombadill August 3, 2007

douchetoolbag

A douchetoolbag is a person who is so douchey and such a tool bag that words can not describe them. Not even the word "douchetoolbag" gives them justice. Activities may consist of

1 : Uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis

2:People who constantly post pictures to social networks either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka "eating invisible spaghetti"

3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking smart water
"Those guys from Jersey Shore that all dress alike and have their hair cut at the place are some real douchetoolbags"
douchetoolbag by urbanattitude July 23, 2012