Doucheness 

The art of being a major douchebag.

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.

Doucheness by WMS August 12, 2006

Doucheness 

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.

John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.

Doucheness by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

Douchiness 

n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.

Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.

Douchiness by chad-o February 21, 2009

doucheness 

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

doucheness by levi parker September 5, 2007

Douchenese 

Official Language of the Douche

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese

Douchenese by LBau November 30, 2010

douchness

Someone usually a male, who is too feminie to be called a douche bag.

"Yeah whatever douchness, keep filing your nails and drinking panty droppers"

douchness by The dish in DubVC August 21, 2006

Doucheless 

When things, places, events, etc. occur without an offensive, hated person present.

This party is doucheless without Marc here to ruin it.

Doucheless by Chicadee23 September 8, 2010