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Douchenose 

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche
After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women
Douchenose by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

Doucheness 

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.
Doucheness by WMS August 12, 2006

Doucheness 

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.
John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.
Doucheness by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

Douchanese 

Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."
Douchanese by leo3375 December 15, 2009

doucheness 

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous
doucheness by levi parker September 5, 2007

Douchenese 

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese
Douchenese by LBau November 30, 2010