An event or act performed by a douchebag. This event or act will negatively impact a particular situation, can involve multiple douchebags, and take the acts of non-douchebags but collectively result in a douchebag situation. An act of douchebaggery will likely result in the creation of a new douchism for describing such act. Example:
As the meeting drew to a close, the various dignitaries could not resist the opportunity to provide closing comments. As these comments drug on and extended the meeting, each person who spoke tried to be more dignified than those previous. The resulting unprepared speeches contained douchalogies and went from an otherwise typical meeting towards a collective douchievement thanks to all of the douchebaggery.
The act of someone being an absolute cunt. It's an art perfected by only the most supreme douchebags. It encompasses being a tool, a dick, an asshole etc. Carrying out ridiculous actions that make you a definition douche. Similar to faggotry.
The level of douchebaggery Derp just showed when he caved on my pillow is unreal. I didn't know he was that much of a tool.
The perfected art of being a douche bag.
Once it's clear he's adept at douchebaggery, I head for the hills.
The constant 3 acts of someone (usually male) that does 1. acts like they have a big you know what and doesn't, 2. thinks that God sent him personally down to the women of earth wrapped up with a bow and 3. Has no end to the selfishness
A thin veil of douchebaggery fools no one.
The activities of a group of douchebags in a social setting that unknowingly, annoys most of the people around them. Usually this is a table of college-aged men in a family restaurant or at an airport on the way to Spring Break. Easy to recognize by the backward turned hats, overly loud lewd jokes, and furious frowns of wait staff and nearby patrons.
Tom: How was your Dinner?
Sally: Great, except for the unending douchebaggery of the guys at the table next to us. They kept throwing peas at each other and talking about the waitress's ass.
A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag
. Ask him what he's doing later.
B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?
1) The actions associated with being a douchebag possibly including, but not limited to, the following:
Popping the collar of a polo shirt, saying outdated expressions such as "that's hella cool" and "I just pwned your ass for the 34th straight game", the styling of the hair with a buttload of product, constantly saying the word "dude" with varying pronunciations, acting in a manner that generally pisses other people off except other douchebags, waiting in the car while your girlfriend/wife goes inside and does all the grocery shopping, throwing gangster signs and sideways piece symbols in photos and greetings/goodbyes, acting in a careless and stupid manner, farting in public, growing ridiculous facial hair like Nick Swisher, cranking up rap masic thru massive subs at stop lights, lighting up a cigar in a no-smoking casino, and generally doing things that good, upstanding men/women would not do.
Porter: You know who's a douchebag
? You're a douchebag, Brad.
Brad: Sometimes you act like a complete and total douchebag. Your douchebaggery knows no bounds, even by normal douchebag standards.