ALL SHIRTLESS WONDERS SUFFER FROM DOUCHBAGGERY. Ironically, these shirtless wonders are the same guys ("Brah's", in their native tongue) who spend an absurd amount of $$$ on t-shirts - the term for mass possession of these sparkly, tattoo, and tribal print shirts is known as "DOUCHE-SWAGGERY".

An accurate way of identifying these Brahs is to know that they abide by the exact opposite set of laws that traditional vampires do:

As opposed to being unable to be exposed to sunlight, they actively seek out said sunlit environments. Because of this, you will not see a pale-skinned DB, but rather notice an brown-orange (termed "Bro-orange" by Crayola).

Also contradictory to vampire dogma, silver or a crucifix does not repel the DB's, as they do vampires. DB's will most often own and wear a silver crucifix, and in extreme cases will wear a silver crucifix overlapping a tattoo of a crucifix, whilst their arm is slung over their main bitch, stage name "Silver".

Also, churches, which provide a place of protection from vampires, hasn't been proven to repel DB's yet; although a DB has never been spotted in a house of God, to date. The best safe haven to run to for protection against DB's is the lower body/legs section of your local gym - DB's are known to avoid this area AT ALL COSTS.
The level of douchebaggery witnessed here tonight by all of the meat heads at the bar caused me to coin a new term; "Juice-bag".
by Brewlhp2 July 11, 2012
The act of being up to no good, usually in a douchebag kind of way.
Dude, he is up to so much Douchebaggery.
by Dog Fijs February 08, 2010
idiotic actions and/or thinking. See douchebag.
Your stupid behavior and ignorant, racist rants lead me to believe that your douchebaggery knows no bounds.
by RaTBoyfan December 21, 2008
to carry out n such a manner that is generally offensive, lude, rude, and/or of a prick
a man wakes up to the noise of his crying infant, waits to see if it will stop. finally awakens to walk right past the infants room to go smoke a ciggarette fist, then tend to infants needs.....his actions are classic douchebaggery
by loo hoo April 22, 2011
Shrewd efforts put forth by douchebags to undermine other men as a social utility.
In all of his douchebaggery, he becomes one.
by theGooge December 13, 2009
A noun that describes someone as being a douche bag. Rather than simply calling someone a douche bag, this word allows for a description of the way and level in which they are one.

See also douchebagurelle
The level of douchebaggery that you have reached is unbelievable.

Did you see the disgusting douchebaggery that that guy was pulling at the party?
by Dictionarial August 16, 2009
The on-going hijinx of a douche bag.
What sort of douche-baggery is Rich up to today?
by Dick Seanary June 15, 2009

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