An event or act performed by a douchebag. This event or act will negatively impact a particular situation, can involve multiple douchebags, and take the acts of non-douchebags but collectively result in a douchebag situation. An act of douchebaggery will likely result in the creation of a new douchism for describing such act. Example:
As the meeting drew to a close, the various dignitaries could not resist the opportunity to provide closing comments. As these comments drug on and extended the meeting, each person who spoke tried to be more dignified than those previous. The resulting unprepared speeches contained douchalogies and went from an otherwise typical meeting towards a collective douchievement thanks to all of the douchebaggery.
by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013
The activities of a group of douchebags in a social setting that unknowingly, annoys most of the people around them. Usually this is a table of college-aged men in a family restaurant or at an airport on the way to Spring Break. Easy to recognize by the backward turned hats, overly loud lewd jokes, and furious frowns of wait staff and nearby patrons.
Tom: How was your Dinner?
Sally: Great, except for the unending douchebaggery of the guys at the table next to us. They kept throwing peas at each other and talking about the waitress's ass.
Sally: Great, except for the unending douchebaggery of the guys at the table next to us. They kept throwing peas at each other and talking about the waitress's ass.
by Charva1976 April 10, 2011
The act of someone being an absolute cunt. It's an art perfected by only the most supreme douchebags. It encompasses being a tool, a dick, an asshole etc. Carrying out ridiculous actions that make you a definition douche. Similar to faggotry.
The level of douchebaggery Derp just showed when he caved on my pillow is unreal. I didn't know he was that much of a tool.
by Definitely A Douchebag February 23, 2013
by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010
by Elly Rox July 21, 2005
Anything that can be construed as a yuppie/hipster/urban/suburban status symbol, i.e. Bluetooth headsets, Starbucks Coffee cups, SUVs, iPods, Sidekick, etc.
Can be used to mock ones self or others.
Can be used to mock ones self or others.
"Sorry, I have to don my douchebaggery." in reference to putting on a bluetooth headset.
"He can't hear you over his douchebaggery."
"That's right, sell that douchebaggery."
"His douchebaggery cost him $60k."
"His douchebaggery pro cost him $3k."
"That PTA mom is definitely flaunting her douchebaggery."
"He can't hear you over his douchebaggery."
"That's right, sell that douchebaggery."
"His douchebaggery cost him $60k."
"His douchebaggery pro cost him $3k."
"That PTA mom is definitely flaunting her douchebaggery."
by Reverend Daemon Mosely December 4, 2006
1. The act of being a douche bag/douche bagget
2. The action performed by a douche bag
See douche bag:
1. A person who does, says, acts idiotic
Ex. cutting you off without a turn signal; flicking your cigarette butt at someone; deliberately walking into traffic
2. The action performed by a douche bag
See douche bag:
1. A person who does, says, acts idiotic
Ex. cutting you off without a turn signal; flicking your cigarette butt at someone; deliberately walking into traffic
We will rid the world of douchebaggery, one douche bag at a time; Those who partake in douchebaggery are not allowed.
by bagget January 2, 2010