Douby has the largest monstrous penis on the planet, Legends say the veins on his shlong are like vines on a tree. They help him deliver a tremendous amount of 🥜.
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A douby is a person very close to an individual’s heart, a person whom an individual believes is the one they will never let go and will always prioritize.
Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.
In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.