doublethink 

"To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morally while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy, to forget, whatever it was necessary to forget, then draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forger it again, and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself--that was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word "doublethink" involved the use of doublethink."

-1984, George Orwell

doublethink by scream towards the uprising of noncomformity November 21, 2004

doublestream 

a phenomenon experienced primarily by persons with a penis in which, during urination, the emission of urine splits into two distinct streams due to pinching, stretching, or other distortion of the ureathral opening

If you think doublestream is bad, I just spent five minutes cleaning up from a quadruplestream; I was pissing on the left side of the seat, the right side of the seat, my socks, and in the tub at the same time!

doublestream by inaneopinions March 16, 2016

Doubledeckeranton 

Anton Kazimierz, a phenomal youtuber and bus driver, with an impeccable Steven Seagal impression. A proper wholesome Yorkshireman, this man represents the daily endeavours of all UK bus drivers and strives his absolute hardest to shine a light on the true beauty of the TFL bus system, honestly what more could you ask for ?

Person 1: Did you see Doubledeckeranton's new video ?
Person 2: No, who's that ?
Person 1: The greatest youtuber and bus driver to have ever laid foot on this earth

Doubledeckeranton by Plankingplonker69 May 1, 2019

doubletext 

when someone textes you something boring and you dont reply, then an hour later or so they text u again and try and respark the convo

ricky: k...cool..
*no response*
*hour or so later*
ricky: so whats good man?

the doubletext ^

doubletext by phillllygirll August 18, 2011

DoubleNesting 

Hammocking with a special friend in your ENO DoubleNest Hammock. This practice is when the couple lies in the same hammock. DoubleNesting makes for a great way to spend time in nature while also spending time with your significant other. Provides plenty of opportunities to get to know them! Isn't that neat!

Dean: Which hammock should I get?

Frank: Dude, always go with the DoubleNest.

Dean: Why?

Frank: DoubleNesting.

DoubleNesting by DoubleNester January 28, 2013

Doubletree 

Of or referring to the movement of a male whereby his testicles painfully twist with either each other, the thigh, or the pant leg. The movement of the testicles is accurately represented by the Doubletree Hotel logo.

Dude i just turned in my chair and got The Doubletree.

Doubletree by tscrizz September 28, 2010

doublemmercial 

When you are watching television programs on the internet, it goes to the commercial and instead of one commercial you get two in a row. This is very upsetting to common viewers of TV on the internet

So I was watching hulu last night and the ad started and it was over, and I was so excited to return to my show, but another ad started....it was a doublemmercial.

doublemmercial by Zaine88 March 3, 2011