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Double Clutching 

Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses
Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!
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double clutching 

When a man is having sex with a woman, and he sticks a finger up her asshole.
Whenever I bang doggystyle, I see her balloonknot, and I can't resist double clutching.

double clutching 

To finger bang a person's ass while either performing oral sex on them, or while giving a male a hand job.
I encourage double clutching to my girlfriends.
I was watching porn, and this girl double clutched the dude.
double clutching by Jesse Ray 620 December 19, 2008

double clutching 

Hitting the weed twice and then passing it. Usually a party foul.
"Whats wrong with you man, dont be double clutching on my weed."

Double clutching 

When a hoe takes on two or more dicks at the same time
Guy 1: Yo, Sheena new “man” don’t know is she is the biggest double clutching slut in the hood!

Guy 2: Hahaha, man that hoe messing around with John, Matt and Quameer at the same time? What a simp

Double-clutching

The act of returning to the bathroom to wipe your ass after an earlier shit.
“I had a thousand wiper this morning I need to go double-clutch it” double-clutch/double-clutching

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026