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Double breakup

When someone, after breaking up with you but promising that the two of you will stay friends, breaks contact completely and decides they no longer want to even be friends.
The double breakup goes something like this.

Mikey: "Hey I don't want to be in a relationship with you anymore, but I care about you and I want to be friends."

Not long after....

Mikey: "I don't want to be friends anymore, either."
Double breakup by Psammead6 May 27, 2013

double breakfast 

Two breakfasts, completely independent of each other, the second being eaten immediately after the first. Not to be confused with a large breakfast.
Steve: Phil, why do you have two separate plates with eggs and bacon on them?
Phil: I'm having a double breakfast, Steve.
Steve: So you're having an basically exceptionally large breakfast?
Phil: No. It's two separate breakfasts. Breakfast, period, breakfast.

double breakfast 

An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.
If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.
double breakfast by gingiacringia October 17, 2021

Breakdown-Double-Pre 

When you and your bro plan on double teaming a nice young lady but then you both can’t get it up cuz you’re too coked out.
Me and Luke we’re gonna Eiffel Tower this broad last night but then it turned out to be a Breakdown-Double-Pre.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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