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A slang for a person who is ditsy, stupid, or “blonde” as some say. Dorkhead is a nicer way of saying “Man, you’re an idiot”
You’re such a dorkhead, Grace!
Dorkhead by D.J. T.F.M. December 13, 2022
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Means The Same As Dickhead: An Idiot, stupid, plum. But Is Said In A Much Cooler Way.
Derkhead by Andreas_92 November 8, 2007

durkhead 

‘that guy sucks off jme, he’s such an durkhead’
durkhead by notorsonsteel April 1, 2022

durkhead 

Another World For Dike'd
GEEZE1: Blood U Waste, breh shut ur mouf n ting
GEEZE2: YO poomplex u a durkhead m8
GEEZE1: i swear a brush man n shank man n ting
GEEZE2: hush ur gumz, fukin waste durkhead
durkhead by $RUDBOI64 November 4, 2007

Dookhead 

A cross between the words DickHead and Doofus when your girlfriends tongue gets twisted.
that Guy was a major Dookhead!
Dookhead by JRAW! February 3, 2008

dirkhead 

1.50 in a pound store

dirkhead
dirkhead by yurbwuilda October 18, 2008
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