doody whacker

1. Penis
2. Similar to a Garden Weasel; Garden Tool, shaped like a penis
3. What my Great Grandpa called a penis

"Son, if you keep touchin your Doody Whacker, it's gonna fall off!"

doody whacker by Great Grandpa Radar January 1, 2007

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dooty whacken

the act of sticking your ass out of a car window and timing your shit to whack someones lips standing off to the side

hey dude my boss could really use a good dooty whacken and i seen him standing outside after work today too it would have been a good time to give him one

dooty whacken by epicindicator the god of games May 11, 2020

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doody whacker • dooty whacken • doovywhacker • doody • Doody Balls • doody booty • Doody Bomb • Doody Golem • Doody Pops • doody bob

doovywhacker

A universal descriptor for any object that is unknown.

Can I please have one of those round doovywhacker things in the front . Used when asking for food from the hotbox when you aren't clear on what each item is.

doovywhacker by JJ's Kitchen March 2, 2018

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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