doody whacker

1. Penis
2. Similar to a Garden Weasel; Garden Tool, shaped like a penis
3. What my Great Grandpa called a penis

"Son, if you keep touchin your Doody Whacker, it's gonna fall off!"

doody whacker by Great Grandpa Radar January 1, 2007

dooty whacken 

the act of sticking your ass out of a car window and timing your shit to whack someones lips standing off to the side

hey dude my boss could really use a good dooty whacken and i seen him standing outside after work today too it would have been a good time to give him one

dooty whacken by epicindicator the god of games May 11, 2020

doovywhacker 

A universal descriptor for any object that is unknown.

Can I please have one of those round doovywhacker things in the front . Used when asking for food from the hotbox when you aren't clear on what each item is.

doovywhacker by JJ's Kitchen March 2, 2018