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1.
To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.
Dude, did you hear what happen to Mary, she got dooced.
by Marz November 17, 2004
 
2.
To get fired from your job because you post about your job on your weblog.

Also see: dooced
Heather B. Armstrong got dooced.
by Ryan M. March 15, 2005
 
3.
to be afflicted with constipation
"I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese. I am soooo dooced."
by Angela L. August 14, 2005
 
4.
"Dude" accidently mistyped on a keyboard such as in an e-mail or instant message conversation.
Bob: Hey Heather. What's up?
Heather: Hey dooce.
Heather: Oops, I mean dooce.
Heather: Err... dooce.
Heather: DUDE**
by Kay November 07, 2004
 
5.
noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.
1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.
by simon January 31, 2005