dontist

The abbreviated form of orthodontist.

Geeky girl: Oh, I have a dontist appointment tomorrow.
Awkward guy: Uhh...do you have a cavity? Or something? Uhh...I hate the dentist.
Geeky girl: Not DENtist, DONtist. I have braces, see? *grins widely*

by Mols May 30, 2008