4 definitions by Fuckedous

Dentist

A fucked up doctor who stabs you in the mouth with needles and drills

Kid: My teeth hurt
Mom: You're gonna go to the dentist this Friday
Kid: NO!

by Fuckedous January 29, 2016

Parataph

A paragraph. But not just a normal paragraph, but also an epitaph.

Fast forward to 2014. I made my first montage parody, after months of watching montage parodies. The video was entitled "How to be MLG". It was a shit montage parody, but I was proud of it.

-Parataph marked on EduraD's future tombstone

-4,000,000,000 BCE - ????

by Fuckedous May 27, 2016

Fuckedous

Another word for "Fucking dangerous", but making it more funnier

It's too fuckedous to go alone! Take this!

by Fuckedous March 7, 2015

Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.

“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”

by Fuckedous March 15, 2018