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doose monkey 

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.
In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.
doose monkey by Jereboam November 20, 2010
Related Words

kheyli dooset daram 

"I love you very much" in farsi.
Man kheyli dooset daram azizam.
I love you very much honey
kheyli dooset daram by Neda Erfani September 26, 2007

dodosexual

dodosexual is like when you like a guy named dodo🤩🦤 with skinny criminal arms and soft hands from lotion and who takes pictures on Snapchat with devil’s filter
girl: my friend is a dodosexual
me: oh so she likes a skinny guy who watches gay porn?
girl: yass and his name is dodo
dodosexual by Mentosana April 18, 2021
(adj.) the state of being oblivious to something that is obvious to everyone else
"You are so dotnose that you don't even realize that you have a dot on your nose."
dotnose by tangofox December 9, 2008

Dinosexual 

Is someone that can't be bothered finding someone to have sex with, thus leading to the extinction of there species.
Dynomite is such a Dinosexual.
Dinosexual by Digger111 July 9, 2014
Slang for when something is super obvious,
or written all over your face.

Also when something is very obvious to the surrounding people while that person is oblivious, that person can be called a dotnose.

This word is also VERY offensive to black people.
"This is a total dotnose sitiation"

"You're being a real dotnose John"
Dotnose by Amyyy! December 17, 2008