choke a donkey 

1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train

"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II

choke a donkey by mr hankie June 17, 2006

Choke a donkey 

To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's

The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.

Choke a donkey by Mr B. Igcock August 24, 2012

Choke a donkey 

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.

There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.

Choke a donkey by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017

Donkey choker 

The term used to describe a penis so large it could choke a donkey.

If you want to feel good about yourself, don't stand next to Jarrod when you pee; that man's got a donkey choker.

Donkey choker by Disto January 8, 2011

donkey chode 

The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.

God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth

He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes

Dude you have a donkey chode nasty

donkey chode by Donkey chode February 20, 2011

Donkey-Choker 

A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.

Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!

Donkey-Choker by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005

Donkey Choker 

To insert a large dip of smokeless tobacco in one's lower lip.

Jeremy: Damn dude, after all this school work I'm ready to throw in a donkey choker.
Corey: I've had one in the whole class.

Donkey Choker by HappyGilmores3W March 30, 2011