Slang abbreviation of Redonkulous used when describing something far more absurd than ridiculous.
Jayme: Did you hear what Britney said about her lady part?
Chris: No, What?
Jayme: It was hanging out.
Chris: Thats donks man!
Jayme: Totally donks!
by Chryme March 11, 2009
A spastic horse.

The term can also be related to other situations in life involving people - if someone is no good at something. Like, a donkey tries but is no good at being a horse.

can be applied to many situations:
1. If someones bad at poker - "He is a donk at poker!"

2. If someone is considering going to see his girlfriend instead of a night on the lash - "Dont donk out on me"

3. If someones doing something bad - "quit donking out"


by Daniel Sanderson October 29, 2008
The sound a clumsy action would make. For example if a partner were walking into BodyCare and bumped their handbag into the Fructis display the sound would be 'Donk!'. The sound may not actually occur in real life and in this instance you yourself being eductaed in the word should provide it.

Pretty girl falls to knees descending stairs of Brighton Nightclub...you would say..."DONK!!"

etc.
"DONK!, you totally knocked that brolly over in the porch"
by Mark Peacock March 20, 2009
ONLY AN IMPALA! Not any other kinda car except that. Its a shortened version of donkey, which refers to the impala symbol, which is an antelope, or a Donkey to some. Usually a 1970-1976 Impala.
"24s on the Donk go round and round..." -Field Mob, WHEELS
by C-Mizzle August 03, 2005
v. In poker, to lose one's chips in a stupid manner.
Did you see him donk off his chips with ace-jack?
by DonkDetector July 30, 2005
Australian slang for a vehicle's engine.
"Nice Kingswood mate. What's the donk?"
"308 V8."
"Sweet."
by Jenesis September 12, 2004
The huge guy from crocodile Dundee. Toothless, massive, childish, deep-voiced, Brutal.
Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?

Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?

Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.

Badguy: A donk?

Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!

Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*

Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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