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36.
A name given to a person who acts in a manner adverse or inconsistently to the situation at hand or with people present. At that, this person has opened him/herself to the utmost radical degree of criticism. This most likely results in the person killing him/herself. At best, this person abstains from any kind of contact with any person due to the fact that everyone would most likely want to donkey punch him/her.
Alex: Hey guys what's up!
Dito: Nothing much man just chilling having some drinks.
Alex: Can I buy you a pitcher of your choice please? After all you invited me to this bar.
Dito: Hey Bob, come over here. Is this guy gay?
Bob: No man, I'm pretty sure he's just a donk.
Dito: Oh okay, I was about to stick him in the face.
Alex: Hey! thats not ni...
Dito and Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY!
by Ralphi September 12, 2010
 
37.
n. a contemptibly foolish incompetent or stupid person, a jackass

v. of or acting like a jackass
Ben is such a donk, he's always losing shit and blaming other people.
by donkin' February 05, 2010
 
38.
It means ridiculous and is short for "ridonkulous," but unlike "ridonkulous," saying it won't get you beaten up.
"Yo, this is donk, I was only a minute over my parking meter and I got a ticket!"

"That shit last night was donk, I talked to my shins for three hours"
by idiomaddict January 05, 2010
 
39.
Main Entry: donk
Pronunciation: \ˈdäŋk, ˈdȯŋk\
Function: verb, noun
Inflected Form(s): donked; donking
Date: 2005(?)

verb

1 : to regulate on a female who is straight trippin' by making a fist, raising it high above one's head and then striking the top of said bitch's head with the meaty part of the fist.

Emphasized by uttering, "DAWNNK!"

noun:

1: technique used to regulate on a female without catching an assault charge.

2: a more concussive alternative to Chris Rock's prescription for man to "shake the shit outta one" when engaging a female who is trippin'.
"No, he didn't hit me officer, but he was donkin' the shit outta me!"
by beefmerciful.com January 04, 2010
 
40.
A word referring to someone who is terrible at poker but manages to win off of pure luck.
Dave: Man did you see that total donk that sucked out on the river, and sent me to the rail

Ryan: Better you than me
by KingMenaceSe7en October 26, 2009
 
41.
Shortened version of the term "Donkey" when referring to a poor poker player.
"That guy is such a donk -- he bet 10x the big blind with 10-3 offsuit."
by odieodieo September 01, 2009
 
42.
A musical term descriptive of the noise certain forms music use as main beats, typified by the song "Put a Donk on It" by the Blackout Crew. "Donk" is also a genre of music, generally bouncy or happy techno.
"You know what you wanna do with that, like? Put a bangin' donk on it."
by sacklunch August 04, 2008