| 1. | The Seven Dirty Words | ||
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Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. These were the original 7 words you can't say on TV created by the comedic genius, George Carlin. "And all I could think of was shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits, man!"
"The seven dirty words you can NEVER say on television." |
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| 2. | Seven Dirty Words | ||
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Seven words you can't say on TV, as defined by George Carlin, whose legendary comedy routine on the subject created a controversy over obscenity in the media which was taken to the Supreme Court.
The Seven Dirty Words are: Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits. Also included: Fart, turd and twat. The Complete Seven Dirty Words Routine by George Carlin:
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"Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the words that you can't say, that you're not supposed to say all the time, 'cause words or people into words want to hear your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say. A guy who used to be in Washington knew that his phone was tapped, used to answer, Fuck Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter) Okay, I was thinking one night about the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you definitely wouldn't say, ever, ' cause I heard a lady say bitch one night on television, and it was cool like she was talking about, you know, ah, well, the bitch is the first one to notice that in the litter Johnie right (murmur) Right. ~ And, uh, bastard you can say, and hell and... |
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| 3. | dirty kluger | ||
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1. The dirtiest, manliest act ever thought possible done while making dirty, dirty love; usually performed by organic chemists. So dirty, words can't even describe it. 2. Dipping your test tube in some female's bunsen burner and then getting some cyclohexanone all over her IR sheets. "Ya, I gave her the dirty kluger, but she had it coming."
"Gave that dirty stockroom girl an even dirtier kluger." "Just finished the given some girl the ol' dirty klueger~ yeah she's probably cryin now, but... you can't win em' all." "After a distillation, a vacuum filtration, and an oven dry, I still had it in me to give her the ol' dirty kluger. I am a machine." |
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| 4. | Dirty Scrabble | ||
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A game of scrabble with only dirty words. If a word is not inherently dirty, it must be MADE dirty (used in a sentence, defined, et cetera) Dirty Scrabble spawned the word Jeal. The world has never been the same.
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| 5. | shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat | ||
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The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules. George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)
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| 6. | bad words | ||
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Words that are said in order to make someone or something look or feel bad. Cursing is a type of bad word usage. 1)That fucking whore stole my boyfriend.If he doesn't dump her within the next 3 days and go back to me, I think I'll loose my damn head. I'll say so many bad words to her, that bitchy head of hers I will flip!
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| 7. | dirty dog cunt | ||
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A fucking dirty scoundrel, words to describe someone worse than a plain dog or cunt. "Your a fucken dirty dog cunt mate", "Fuck off outa here".
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