A cross between a MONG and a DICKHEAD
A name you'd call someone who is acting dickheadly
That boy, Alex is such a Dong
by clever_one:) January 12, 2015
2.Vietnamese currency
1.Inhale my dong,enragement child!
2.I paid your mother 690 dong to fuck her until she started to walk like a cowboy.
by TheMLGPotatoMadeInIreland April 01, 2015
adj: to be completely done with something, moment in which one is over an idea or fact, to be contently filled with food, or can be used to show that one is ready to move on to the next subject or matter at hand.
I'm so fucking dong right now.
Dong and dong.
Me:" Hey, are you dong yet?"
You: "No.... (5 seconds elapsed) alright, dong."
by iamdapimppanther October 11, 2011
a person who do not know how to calculate in order and smoking their way through
Let's play mahjong with YiYi, he is such a dong.
by yyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiii February 27, 2011
Slang; see penis. Often used to describe a large penis, it can also be used to describe a "average-sized" one or a small one.
My husband's dong is tiny.
Did you see his dong?!
My dong is massive and powerful!
by Chantal Charisse July 28, 2004
A proper last name of Chinese origin.
What's that over there?
Dude, it's just another Dong.
by theboydude April 30, 2015
1. a slang name for a male's penis. AKA "ding dong" and many other names.

2. a monetary unit in Vietnam.

3. a proper surname for a male, used in the Chinese and Vietnamese languages and maybe other tongues spoken in the Orient.
1. when the awesome Billy Idol performs his hit "Dancing With Myself" he is referring to the fact that he's shaking his dong.

2. Raymond Slate bought a rug from a street vendor in Ho Chi Minh City for 60 dong.

3. The instructor in a college Computer Science
class introduced himself as "Professor Dong Chi-Zeng". He wrote on the blackboard his surname in huge letters: DONG. He said, "You can just call me 'Dong'". He went on to state that he got his degree at the University of Taipei and so on. Bryan whispered to Dan, "I don't care if that is a common Chinese name, I ain't gonna call him a DONG!"

4. I told my Vietnamese friend in college that the word "din" means "clamor", "racket" and "noise" in English (in Vietnamese "din" means "stupid"). He really got a big laugh when Ralph told him that in English "dong" is a slang word for "penis".
by Starpunk November 07, 2008
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