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8.
1.The best euphemism for a penis.

2.What I refer to my penis as.
"It's too fuckin' hot out. My dong is sticking to my leg."
by What the shit? October 02, 2008
 
9.
A word one must say when the word "wangs" is uttered.
<dcomposed> Wangs.
<dragonxero> Dongs.
by dragonxero February 25, 2005
 
10.
The sound that comes after "ding"
ding dong
by grr... May 12, 2003
 
11.
A dildo, usually rubber, with a suction cup at the base. Primarily used for sticking to the shower wall.
"Hey Becky. Check out my new DONG"
by ConnorButtersHisBreadOnBothSides December 24, 2006
 
12.
1. As coined by Michael of Vsauce:

Do
Online
Now
Guys

An application, game, program, or other feature that you can use the internet to do. Usually, a DONG is simply an interesting timewaster, or a cool effect.

2. A penis.
1. "Well, we're going to need a DONG for this one."

2. "STOP LAUGHING AT MY DONG! It's not that small..."
by Topbutt July 05, 2013
 
13.
To hit someone on the head of the penis, causing immense pain.
Phil was getting on my nerves so I donged him.
by roberto765332 January 21, 2011
 
14.
A penis of unusually high weight/mass/girth.
"Did you see the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, it weighed 3 pounds!"
by Hansome Harry October 07, 2007