bathgate

God forsaken town in East Central Scotland, home to famous footballer Dave Broon.
Rains a lot and the children are malnourished

I'd rather die than go to Bathgate, mother

Bathgate Drainpipe

The act of peeing in a girl's bum, then having here fart over your face, thus covering you in your own urine, like standing under a burst drainpipe

This regular anal sex isn't doing it for me, I'm gonna need a Bathgate Drainpipe to get off

by Biblical Fartings January 26, 2011