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Apollo's Dodgeball 

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.
"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."
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Dodecatuple Secret Probation 

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.
From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

blowing dodge 

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.
"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott
blowing dodge by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009

The Dodelin 

The act of impregnating a stripper while performing last in a train during ones bachelors party.
Bro, did you really just explode The Dodelin inside that cum dumpster?
The Dodelin by Vice Keiser Blair November 20, 2020

Shag Dodger 

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..
Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
Shag Dodger by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

Dodged a Bullet 

When you come close to dating a person but for whatever reason it falls through, and then later find out that person is batshit crazy, you've dodged a bullet.
I heard Kara nailed Oliver's pet snake to his door after she found a text from another girl on his phone. Guess I dodged a bullet there.