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Dock monkey

Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.
Gilligan would be a dock monkey if the Island had a dock
by Quahog 1 October 29, 2009
mugGet the Dock monkeymug.

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