do a Josh

to 'do a Josh' is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. Therefore their groundwork is in vain.

Hey, I saw Fred do a Josh the other day - he's not going to get anywhere with that chick!

by ApexB October 4, 2005

Doing a Josh

"Doing a Josh" is where a person is able to do something, but puts himself down about it, until he thinks he can't.

Sion: I can't make this awesome Pk jump luls.
Cal: Yes you can! stop doing a josh.

* attempts jump *


and Sion spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair. :D

by Jpazza September 30, 2008

do a josh

crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.

I will never do a josh again.. that's what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..

by and2 October 27, 2012

Doing A Josh

That moment in tarkov when your in a gun fight but your teammate's extracting

Damb he really do be Doing A Josh

by wasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasd August 23, 2020

Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

Doing a Josh

When the first women shows a man any attention, they fall head over heels in love.

"I heard John is being creepy over Samantha, he wont leave her alone since she complemented his shirt earlier!"

"For god sake, he's doing a josh"

by Poaks January 1, 2022

do a josh

Promise something at a determined milestone but never do it when reaching the said milestone.

Omg, did you do a josh?

by sndisnsksneleen January 21, 2020