Apex Beat

Name used for a guy that's strong and dynamic.
(The apex beat is actually the feeling you get when you feel someone's heart through their chest, which is generally described as strong and dynamic).

Wow - have you met Dan? He's so Apex Beat.

by ApexB September 26, 2005

croc pot

A chick that comes on 'hot and heavy'

Gee, that Melissa, what a fucken croc pot!

by ApexB September 26, 2005

Stubitch

A quick way of saying 'stupid bitch'.

What the hell is that stubitch doing?
What a stubitch.

by ApexB September 29, 2005

nasty nasty puss

The type of pussy you see on old women you are forced to do gynaecological examinations on, but heaps don't want to.

JJB: I've been doing pelvic exams all day. That's some nasty nasty puss.

by ApexB September 25, 2005

sweetnas

a mix between both 'sweetness' and 'sweet as' = 'sweetnas'

JJB: Hey getting with that chick was fucken sweetnas!

by ApexB September 30, 2005

that's porn

That's porn refers to something that is really good, but in an edgy way.
You can also use it in the opposite sense, i.e. "that's not porn".

Hey, look at that tarzan wave -- that's porn.
Hey, I can't believe you just saved that guy from dying of a stangulated inguinal hernia -- that's porn.

by ApexB September 25, 2005

do a Josh

to 'do a Josh' is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. Therefore their groundwork is in vain.

Hey, I saw Fred do a Josh the other day - he's not going to get anywhere with that chick!

by ApexB October 4, 2005