ApexB's definitions

that's porn

That's porn refers to something that is really good, but in an edgy way.
You can also use it in the opposite sense, i.e. "that's not porn".

Hey, look at that tarzan wave -- that's porn.
Hey, I can't believe you just saved that guy from dying of a stangulated inguinal hernia -- that's porn.

by ApexB September 25, 2005

do a Josh

to 'do a Josh' is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. Therefore their groundwork is in vain.

Hey, I saw Fred do a Josh the other day - he's not going to get anywhere with that chick!

by ApexB October 4, 2005

not happy Jan

The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.

Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!

by ApexB September 25, 2005

croc pot

A chick that comes on 'hot and heavy'

Gee, that Melissa, what a fucken croc pot!

by ApexB September 26, 2005

zorse

zorse: a cross between a zebra and a horse
z(ebra) + (h)orse

wow, that zorse has stripes, yet looks suprisingly like a horse! Fully sick!

by ApexB September 25, 2005

tokmamo babuss

a phrase, derived from persian, which can be loosely translated as 'kiss my balls'

person 1: hey you shouldn't do that...
person 2: don't tell me what to do! Tokmamo babuss.

by ApexB September 30, 2005

have a crack

Aussie slang meaning to 'give it a go'

Aww, that jigsaw puzzle doesn't look too hard... Let me have a crack at it!

by ApexB October 8, 2005