A person who is the single biggest mega-bitch of them all. A person who hates everyone that is good and, and in doing this dampers the entire social environment around them. they talk shit about you in front of your friends and then talk shit about your friends around you. A person who is so socially unacceptable that you reminisce about blunt force trauma when they say anything within a 10 foot radius of you. You don't want to hurt this person your self, they don't deserve being hurt by mortals. Some fate sent down by the gods will suffice. this is not a very curable disease, but someday we may find a cure.
Person 1: "God he is such a narrcissist."
Person 2: "No, he is a really good friend of mine."
Person 1: "Oh. I hate him. He thinks he is cool and smart, when actually he is dumb."
Person 2: "He is smarter than you."
Person 1: "Yea, well your pants are for girls."
Person 2: "Your a Socially Disabilitated Bitch."
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.