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Dirty Old Woman 

A middle aged or elderly woman that dreams of screwing young, usually teenage boys, she is frequently called a "cougar". The age of the male may be older, mid twenties however it is essential he have a young youthful appearance.

The older, aged woman will often stare at the boys young buttock and try to manipulate the situation to secure a location where they will be alone or in a private spot.
Frequently she will provide drugs or alcohol to the boy to reduce his inhibitions prior to seducing him.

During the last few years many female teachers have been sexually involved with teen age boys. There are several theories as to why these women are attracted to and pursue young boys, many barely into puberty.

Some psychologist believe that some of these women are emotionally arrested and are emotionally stuck in their teenage years while others believe these women crave the power to dominate a man but can only be succeed with young boys. These older woman may have have a secret sexual fixation to seduce young men who may suffer from a "Mommy Complex' commonly called the Oedipus complex.

Whatever the reason, it is advisable to maintain a watchful eye on your sons as well as your daughters when they are mingling with "trusted" adults.
Dirty old woman to young boy, "You are so strong". She grabs his bicep and gently squeezes it several time. "Would you help me carry these heavy cases of beer into the kitchen for me"? "Thank You. You are such a wonderful young man". "Would you like a beer"?

Young boy 1: That dirty old woman is staring at you.
Young boy 2: Her tits are hanging down to her waist!
Young boy 1: Yea, but she is driving a corvette.
Young boy 2: You know what, I think I will ask her if she need help putting her walker into the car.
Dirty Old Woman by iiradical May 30, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026