dilligaff 

Contraction for:
Does It Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck?

"Hey, the boss says your report is late"
"Dilligaff?"

dilligaff by mt_orab_man May 6, 2003

DILLIGAFF 

Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck?

Person A: Your sister is fat.
Person B: DILLIGAFF

DILLIGAFF by Dramafag May 4, 2008

dilligaff 

do i look like i give a flyn fuck

dilligaff by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Dilligaf 

Do I look Like I give a fuck.

Banker 1: Anyone know why the Dollar has dropped against the Euro today?

IT Guy: Dilligaf

Banker 1: is that like a subordinated bond problem?

Dilligaf by blackchurch December 11, 2010

Dilligaf 

Dilligaf stands for
Do I look like I give a fuck?

'You ugly'
'Dilligaf'

Dilligaf by Elephant toothpaste October 16, 2021

dilligas 

an amusing acronym disguised as a silly word. Dilligas stands for "do I look like I give a shit?" You can say it to your parents, your kid sister, your maiden aunt, really anyone who is annoying you, but whom you do not want to anger.

eddie: So anyway, as I was saying, to make a long story short, in other words, as God as my witness, between you, me, and the fencepost..................
freddie: hey man, dilligas?
eddie: what's that supposed to mean?
freddie: do i look like I give a shit?
eddie walks away angrily, muttering to himself.
freddie smiles, thanking his good fortune at discovering UD.

dilligas by earpuller April 15, 2006

DILIGAF 

Acronym for "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck".
Pronounced; Dilly Gaff
A short terse answer given when someone complains about your behaviour or actions.
Used more as a statement or exclamation rather than as a genuine query.

Scenario:
Complaint: "You're a lazy skank for not dumping the trash"

Response: "DILIGAF!"

DILIGAF by greybeard June 2, 2005