Although not yet proven, many doctors feel that some of the sugar substitutes may cause cancer
hence, the commonly used term "cancer in a bottle"
"I'm sorry Jane, it appears that he has recently been drinking Diet Coke"
Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"
Attendant: "It's 1.29."
Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."
Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."
Attendant: "It's free."
Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"
Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."
Dude 2: "Good deal man."
girl: thanks a bunch
me: errm any diet coke up in here?
The dieting is simple, much of the liquid is replaced with gas. Also refered to later on as farts or trumps
Unlike the original though it doesnt leave you feeling like your teeth are rubber coated. Therefore feeling much more human and not made from cheap plastic or have teeth made from bits of old erasers.