Subscribe English
look up any word, like tex-sex:
 
1.
tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.
Calories: dude, she did not just put her fav jeans in the closet, get my sewing needles.
by slimjimcalorieexterminator January 26, 2012
41 7
 
2.
Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.
Avoid calories at all costs.
by Loreley February 14, 2012
21 10
 
3.
microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.
person 1: urgh, my clothes are now too small for me
person 2: it must be all those calories
by 5sostheemos May 03, 2013
10 3
 
4.
the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.
Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.
by Organ Donor August 20, 2003
17 125