Joan Didion 

A famous journalist, and author of "The White Album" among others. Her "unique writing" is basically her ranting about how everybody is stupid and being incredibly pretentious and condescending towards everything. Although great with words, she is incredibly sarcastic and passive aggressive, and in a few sentences can make anybody or anything (such as Jim Morrison) look like shit.

Annoying "intellectual" who hates on everything:
"Oh, Joan Didion is Awesome!"

Cool chill actually educated person:
"your an annoying fuck. Go read Tom Wolfe"

Joan Didion by SleepingNaked May 14, 2010

Didintle 

Probably the smartest person you will ever meet .If you ever meet a Didintle keep them close because they will improve your mental health . Also Didintle’s are the cutest people.

Bruh have you met Didintle, she is so hot ,
Smarts and brains bruh.

Didintle by Tuesdaygirly April 27, 2021

urban ditionary 

When you can't spell a word correctly while texting

Jon: I love urban ditionary
Jill: What?!

urban ditionary by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

joe-ditions 

the act of pre-casting; assigning actors/actresses to roles in a production before the actual auditions occur.

He conducted joe-ditions for his favorite actors and actresses for the upcoming play.

Steve was joe-ditioned for the lead role in the play.

joe-ditions by Dr. KB June 24, 2008

daryl dixion 

Badass walker killer on the walking dead with a crossbow

Norman reedus plays daryl Dixion on the walking dead

daryl dixion by H_ann24 May 14, 2014

Didiot 

Someone who exhibits two times the stupidity of a normal idiot

"Did you see her grade on the last test?"
"Yeah, she got a 4%, she's a didiot"

Didiot by Moo00oo00oo00 April 15, 2009

didiot 

a dumb idiot

I can't believe Sally fell for that line! She is such a didiot!

didiot by Zillionaire Z February 21, 2009