diddly dick

Something with absolutely no use or function.

Something that does not work.

These scissors don't do diddly dick!

diddly dick by AVGNfan May 31, 2009

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dick diddly

I know dick diddly in my calculus class

dick diddly by FalseBrit December 18, 2017

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Diddle Dick

When someone cums after only two strokes.

He has a fucking diddle dick, it's dissapointing as fuck.

Diddle Dick by Wantsomefuck? December 30, 2016

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Diddle-Dicking Around

Wasting your time doing something, when you're supposed to be doing something else.

Dad: Quit diddle-dicking around, we've got to go!
Son: Yes, dad..

Diddle-Dicking Around by BANDG33K_2009 March 26, 2011

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diddledick

when you draw a picture when the semen or piss out of your dick and or cock

man Storm thats a great diddledick you drew there!

diddledick by deeznutshomeboy April 26, 2011

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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