2. Involved in the worst kind of physically brutal sexual intercourse that England has ever known.
3. An incredibly hairy creature, the real reason behind recent sightings of Bigfoot and other mythical monsters, such as King Kong.
4. A gaze which is capable of impregnating a woman on sight.
Woman: I feel something kicking inside of me suddenly
Man: Dude, you must have just been Penswicked!
Man 1: Dude, i think i just saw Bigfoot!!
Man 2: Nah dude, thats just Penswick, leave it alone, it'll find a woman to impregnate.
Woman 1: That was some rough sex last night, I feel like I have been Penswicked!!
A skateboarding trick, where you grab the board in a crab position, then flip the board 360. For added extra skill, the person on the board can pull his head through the legs with the hands whilst in mid-air and land standing flat.
"And now on Extreme Sports, The Scandinavian Flip, presented by Rodney Cullen"
"Totally. just look at the way he goes throught the legs to a total standstill. Spectacular."