3 definitions by morgjones13
The art of sneeking off in the middle of the day for a pokey bumy wank. You must do it standing up in a public toilet and get 2 fingers up the hole for it to count as an official lukey pokey... Many people who attempt this don't get the two fingers up.
Guy 1: Did you totally see that guy sneeking off to the bogs.... I bet he was going for a Lukey Pokey
Guy 2: Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get 2 fingers up
Guy 2: Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get 2 fingers up
by morgjones13 November 3, 2014
As defined in the parkour bible, a Matty H is a move only for the bravest of Parkour specialists, many people who attempt a Matty H rarely live to tell the tale. The act of doing a Matty H (or Matt hazing) is to jump over a wall while someone films you from "sick" camera angles. There have been many videos on youTube featuring children trying to attempt the "Matty H".
Person 1: Did you see that guy on youtube attempting that Matty H
Person 2: Yes I did, he scored an 11/10 from me, #swagoverload
Person 2: Yes I did, he scored an 11/10 from me, #swagoverload
by morgjones13 October 23, 2014
Conned by a northerner
Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate
by morgjones13 September 28, 2015