poop's definitions

nigress

African royalty of female variety.

"The Nigress of Zimbabwe is visiting your majesty today."

by poop June 18, 2006

shiznizzle

adj. without a doubt the best ever; unmistakenably the greatest of all time
v.to entirely be owned in the most embarresing way

adj. that cheese cake was the shiznizzle at christmas
v. jan got shiznizzled when bob pants her in front of shery

by poop April 8, 2005

sass

adj.describing vulgarity

Watch that sass Capt. Sassy Pants

by poop April 8, 2005

al Qaeda

n.total dickheads
adj. to have the qualities of a dickhead

1. Al Qaeda is a group of dickheads.
2. George was being totally Al qaeda today.

by poop April 8, 2005

crast

can be used in replace of some words such as "shit" and "fuck" or anything else after something dumb has occured to oneself

Dude 1: 2+2=5
dude 2: it totally equals 4
dude 1: CRAST!

by poop April 9, 2005

skeeek

n.the noise a fart makes when you are sitting on the couch with some people, and you try to hide it, but it sneaks out

Marks ass: skeeeeeeeek
jane: ewwww, mark totally just skeeeked
wayne: ha ha, your chances of getting cooch tonite are slim mark
marks mouth: F U

by poop June 11, 2006

what up home skillet

to address someone who is skilled in the area of cooking breakfast

me: what up home skillet?
my mom: take out the trash

by poop April 9, 2005