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thorndale diddler

Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.

**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.
Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit
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e-diddle 

To groom, violate or harass a person on the internet - usually a minor. Many YouTube celebrities succumb to this illegal behavior. Actions include flirting, inappropriate coaching, pet names, non-stop invasive conversations and behavior.
Dude I heard that Onision e-diddled another minor on the Chris Hansen podcast.

Ronald Davis is the biggest e-diddler on the internet. Someone call the cops!

I heard this Quest Hodgson e-diddled a 15 year old girl who was pretending to coach him in League of Legends
e-diddle by YammyThaGod April 6, 2020

Diddle The Bead 

When a female plays with her clit
I watched my wife diddle the bead before we had sex.
Diddle The Bead by PeteJG May 15, 2009

Pube Diddler

One who diddles pubes. A euphemism for one who takes a long time to get ready.
"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving."
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.

Diddlewhiff 

To fingerblast a girl and force someone to smell your fingers.
Anthony: I'm so pissed, I just diddlewhiffed Jason's fingers after he fingerfucked that random girl.
Kyle: Me too, it smelled like saltwater and cabbage.
Diddlewhiff by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

yiddle diddle

"He is a bank manager? Must be a yiddle diddle
yiddle diddle by EthernetCables January 6, 2018