Dickwhiz 

A person who is extremely smart, but is a total dick-head and jackass at the same time. So, basically every suck-up, brainy, ego-head out there.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE......

That dude over there is a total Dickwhiz!
I may be stupid, but you're a Dickwhiz!
Dickwhiz Dickwhiz Dickwhiz!!! They're every where!!! It's a Dickwhizabonanza!!!!!

Dickwhiz by DS co. February 19, 2011

Dickwhittery 

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery

Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!

Dickwhittery by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020

dickwhipped 

someone, usually a girl, who is completely controlled by her man

Lucie wanted to go to the store but as soon as her man said "No, you can't go" she didn't go. That chick is dickwhipped.

dickwhipped by BkLyN ShOrTy 06 January 6, 2004

dickwhip 

the smacking or stiking with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually of a woman's face or ass

I like to dickwhip her bare ass as she brushes her teeth in the morning.

dickwhip by Big Steve September 4, 2003

dickriff 

Someone who is/acts like an insufferable douchebag.

"Don't even waste your time; that guy is a total dickriff!"

dickriff by toxicorange May 24, 2009

Dickshift

verb- Using your penis as shifter knob in a car, as if you were driving a manual transmission

Usually performed sitting or laying down (will only work if erection)
Almost all guys have tried dickshifting (out of boredom or just for fun)

Guy1: Dickshifting is so fun dude, try it.
Guy2: Man I own that shit... everyone does it

Dickshift by HaveFunWithYourJunk November 5, 2009

dicksniff 

one who sniff's others dicks

Crikey, you're acting like a real dicksniff tonight Cameron!

dicksniff by markus23q September 14, 2006