| 1. | Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome | ||
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(Noun) A contagious disease spread by over zealous males, or in some cases females, being standoffish toolbags. Although not given enough credit and awareness by Congress and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), there are many ITS (Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome) pandemics spreading throughout several nations, including the United States, Canada, and France. The only cure to this terrible disease is a good, humiliating slap to the face, or roundhouse kick for those in the footsteps of Chuck Norris, to humble those with the disease. ITS tends to come back and effect people multiple times, so 3 additional slaps-to-the-faces are recommending to suspend ITS for a longer period of time. John:"Look at Andy, just sitting there playing his guitar while all the girls gaze at him."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best." John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away. John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!" Jane:"Then go slap him!" John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome." |
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| 2. | Yoshipatra | ||
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An insufferable litte girl whom masturbates over irc, specifically at angry/abusive/threatening behaviour towards her Billbert "Don't even react to it, after all its just a yoshipatra"
McGaff "Yeah her keyboard smells fishy enough" |
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| 3. | Dudge | ||
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A dudge is a massive flaming insufferable faggot. In other words, a total loser who thinks that he/she is cool. Anyone who liked the Matrix is a dudge i mean seriously that movie is just a chick flick for men.
Stop being such a dudge. World of Warcraft users are such dudges. They think that by having max level characters with top tier armor they are cool, when in fact they aren't. |
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| 4. | century ride | ||
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Biking 100 miles in one day. Immediately makes one insufferable, because one then works it in to every conversation. It's a little tough but by no means impossible for most to do. I'm gonna kill Paul if he tells us one more time about his century ride
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| 5. | awful shower of cunts | ||
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Irish colloquial expression for a group of people that you find incredibly annoying to be around. Generally people you know and dread meeting. But the term has broad applications in life. The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable. Brian: "I'm not looking forward to this this job. The lads down there are an awful shower of cunts!"
Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!" Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?" Niall: "Yeah go on..." |
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| 6. | Insufferable Attention Coworker | ||
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The coworker in the office next to you that constantly feels the need to "one up" you with all types of vain and material possessions. He/She is attempting to fill the void in his/her life and simply cannot even mask the desperate attempt for attention Insufferable Attention Coworker- "How was your Christmas? Torie bought me a $600 Northface jacket; this is my fourth"
Insufferable Attention Coworker-"Have you seen my new diamond ring? I just got it from my Husband. It's like yours but bigger." |
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| 7. | Loui | ||
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Meaning a complete gaylord, one who insists upon an anal enema on a daily basis. Another word for echo arse. He's an insufferable tool of biblical proportions, who deserves to be roundhoused in the face at every available opportunity. Tals total rubbish all the time. An ear drum punisher in the extreme. His Loui was so huge it was like chucking a sausage down an alley.
That bloke talks so much crap. He's a proper Loui. |
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