Dick Mittens 

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

Dick Mittens by flashh July 10, 2010

Dick Mittens 

The condition of one's hands when one neglects to wash them after urinating.

I won't let him touch my copy of New England with dick mittens.

Dick Mittens by Frayed_Moe November 9, 2003

dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.

Dave, you dickmitten.

dickmitten by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .

My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

Dickmitten by Cinders and HEvil June 27, 2019

dick mittens 

A girl that you would only have sex with for the purpose of keeping your dick warm. She is highly unattractive and if confronted by friends you will deny anything happened at all costs. She is so gross that you regret your decision during the act. Having sex with a dick mittens is highly regrettable and is the only category of girl that you never admit to under any circumstances.

"I would never do that chick man, she's a total dick mittens."

dick mittens by fatpenguins52 May 12, 2009

Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.

"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"

Dickmitten by Dick Mitten November 2, 2011

Dick mittens 

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off

Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please

Dick mittens by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023