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Dick Mittens
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When a male has used a
urinal
and
failed
to wash their hands before exiting
the bathroom
.
I didnt
want to
shake his hand, he just came out of
the toilet
. He's likely to have dick
mittens
Dick Mittens
by
flashh
July 10, 2010
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