horse dicken butt 

When someone fucks a horse and then the horse fucks them then the person who fucked horse pulls a 10 foot dildo out there fanny pack and fucks themself and horse with it and then the horse cums in there but they also like it

Horse dicken butt was a dick in horse butt

horse dicken butt by Brodie like horse dicken butt September 22, 2019

Dick in the Butt Syndrome 

Otherwise known as DBS. When you have obsessive and compulsive thoughts about having a dick in your butt. This disease takes control of your life and brain, as it is literally the only thing you can ever think of.

Why are you sitting like that?
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.

Dick in the Butt Syndrome by Swiftus The Maxim March 26, 2016

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst 

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas 

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007

put your own dick in your butt 

common insult used over xbox live by players of Modern Warfare 2. this insult is used as a way of telling the insultee to shut up while also proposing that he/she is a homosexual.

Loser: "Yeah! Did you see me quick scope you?!"
I Thuggy I: "Put your own dick in your butt!"
Loser: ?
I Thuggy I: "Did I stutter fool?"

put your own dick in your butt by Hykon June 21, 2010

Dick In a Butt 

An expression used to describe how tight something is. Tightness can either be the literal definition or the slang term.

"Damn, that dude's skinny jeans are tighter than dick in a butt."

"Oh shit, that freestyle was tighter than dick in a butt."

Dick In a Butt by Trap Life 44 March 19, 2010

dick in the butt 

When ya filler arse up.

Shelly told me wanted a fat dick in the butt.

dick in the butt by John Jiefert Jingleberry December 9, 2004