dickesteem

how a guy feels about his penis size, or lack there of.

last night i used every cliche in the book to bring up Dilan's dickesteem and he still didn't feel adequate after seeing the magnum wrapper behind my bed...

dickesteem by manny_bee October 21, 2010

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Dinoesteem

Dinoesteem is the respectful regard that all true Dinoholics have for their King of Cool, Dino Martin.

All my closest pallies have such Dinoesteem for our Dino, prizin' his life and times and tryin' to spread the Dinomessage of cool.

Dinoesteem by kentsmokerguy February 16, 2008

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Dickstem

The smooth long shaft of a penis. Usually to be inserted into a moist vagina. Used to describe an irritating and profoundly annoying person. Synonyms include: Dickass, Dickrod, Dickbama.

"Mark is a dickstem, he raped my husband yesterday!"
"I love how a dickstem feels in my head."
"Oh Ron! I love your dickstem in my ass" -Hermione

Dickstem by Panbu March 4, 2011

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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