dick touching contest 

A situation, act or struggle between two or more people which one or more parties do not wish to continue because it is stupid, pointless, or inane.

We used to hide each other's keys to make the other late, but it was a total dick touching contest, so I stopped doing it.

dick touching contest by thisispointless0 May 5, 2011

dick touching session 

Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.

LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.

dick touching session by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

Dick touching 

When someone keeps tell jokes about you or they trying to be funny and use you x amount of times

Yo quiet dick touching me

Dick touching by Rolando_69 June 8, 2025