dick spammer 

someone who talks shit over the internet and you will never see them

guy 1: " i'll beat your ass".

guy 2: " dude your such a dick spammer, shut up"

dick spammer by nightmare892 December 26, 2008

Dick Slammer 

To slam your dick into someone elses dick like a jackhammer Until the dick splits into two, and then slap J.R. across the face with the split open dick until he cums

Im gonna give jr the dick slammer

Dick Slammer by Alex Kevin Haydn January 28, 2009

Smammered-hammered Dick 

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection

Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened

Smammered-hammered Dick by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012