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selling dick 

and your bitch is buying
omg i just shit on that guy im selling dick

She'll burn your dick 

She has so many STD's from all the dude's shes fucked. Probably also from the guys she's fucked for drugs.
Your friend: Ay man, Dont fuck her with out a condom, I'd wear 6. Because if you smash raw dog She'll burn your dick

Dickshelf 

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.
I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.
Dickshelf by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011
Someone whose smells like a dirty dick. Or an asshole.
You nasty dicksmell!!

Go to hell Dicksmell.
Dicksmell by MarkofNero April 17, 2010

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026