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To flex the male genitalia whilst erect.
Hangin with your girl and you perform a dick flex. It's playful and she'll love it.
dick flex by Floppy Disk Blosko October 19, 2009
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A uprising sport soon to be in the Olympics.
To be a master at the art of dick flex you must practice 3 times a day.
When you flex your dick inside your partners throat
Last night I was getting head and I flexed my dick in her throat she was so mad it made her gag- dick flex
Dick flex by Harryharold August 30, 2019

big dick flex 

You Deadass have a dick that can bend and go like a motherfucking helicopter in that wet ass pussy.
*during sex*
Oh yes daddy please use your big dick flex maneuver on me oh yea~
* Fucking DEMOLISHES THAT FUCKING BITCH LEAVING HER MOTIONLESS IN ORGASM*
big dick flex by FrankTheDankyea February 16, 2018

flexing his dick 

When a man is attempting to strut his shit unfathomably hard; one's attempt at exerting the air of being macho to the parties around him in any shape or form. As when you see a guy driving a raised truck with expensive shocks and off-road tread tires, but still only drives in the suburbs.
"Dude, why was that cop who pulled us over such a fucker!?"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."

(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"
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