dick cap
when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening
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Cap Dick
An Asshole in a ball cap. A miserable unhappy jerk who is less than pleasant to his girlfriend...wears ball cap to hide the big donkey head that is attached to his fat human body.
Cap Dick by Tara Jacobs February 1, 2008
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bust a cap in yo dick
1. The act of shooting someone up there dick hole
2. beating someones dick until it turns purple then giving the dick a hand job
2. beating someones dick until it turns purple then giving the dick a hand job
1. Damn fool, i goin' bust a cap in yo dick!
2. Holy shit that mother fucker busted a cap in my dick last night!
2. Holy shit that mother fucker busted a cap in my dick last night!
bust a cap in yo dick by Jake Jon April 7, 2007
Dick Caps
A drinking game created by two men of Theta Chi, David Altier and Jesse Diamond. It is played with Beer or any alcoholic beverage, shot glasses, and bottle caps. The object of the game is to bounce the caps against a table and into the shot glasses that should be placed on a table in the shape of a dick. 5-10 shot glasses can be used and this game can be played with as many people as possible with also as many bottle caps you have available. Here are the rules of the shot glasses: They should be put in the shape of a dick and there should be two or more glasses where you pick someone to drink 5 seconds, one where you drink 5 seconds, a shot glass where you pick someone to drink 10 seconds. And more added if you please.
This is a very chaotic game so play as long as you can, and remember to take some breaks!
This is a very chaotic game so play as long as you can, and remember to take some breaks!
dick capital
dick capital by Spicy Kale June 17, 2018
Hamster Skin Dick Cape
It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.
Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC
Hamster Skin Dick Cape by joe920joe October 17, 2011
Suck my dick like a Capri-sun
Suck my dick like a Capri-sun by Acko Morales March 11, 2021
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